I have been watching a lot of Justin Bieber videos...

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i am a pioneer. these are electronic missives broadcasted across cold lightyears from my burrow where i nestle amongst sticks kept warm by white gray feathers deep beneath the permafrost landscape.

I have been watching a lot of Justin Bieber videos today—rather, I have been watching the same two Justin Bieber videos a lot today. They feature a lot white middle class middle school age subarbanites and their non-white friends break dancing. I am afraid that Justin Bieber might be cooler than I am. :.(

I need you all to tell me the truth. Is Justin Bieber cooler than I am?

∞ Mar 19th, 2010 at 6:56 pm
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