I have taken the following pledge. I ask you to join me.
I pledge that I will no longer act as if I lived in a country of laws. The law is now whatever those in power decide it is. I will work to gain power by whatever means necessary.
I will no longer pretend that my representatives represent me. They represent themselves first.
If the looters wish to take my money to give to others, let them come take it. I will no longer act as if they have any right to do so. At least burglers [sic] who come and steal from me don’t pretend that they are doing it for the “public good.”
If the government wishes to force me to purchase health insurance, then they can come and take my money by the force of their guns. I will not give them the sanction of pretending they have the right to do it and I will not give it willingly.
If the government wishes to put me in jail for not paying for health insurance, then they must come and force me at gun point to do it. I will not pretend that I have any rights to stop them.
As a small business owner, I pledge to get rid of all my employees so that the government has no hold over me.
As a large business executive, I pledge to reduce the number of my company’s employees to the extent possible.
As a doctor, I pledge to quit my profession rather than put my effort in the hands of those who have no qualification to regulate me other than that they can’t get a real job.
As a college student, I pledge to go into any field except health care.
I have been watching a lot of Justin Bieber videos today—rather, I have been watching the same two Justin Bieber videos a lot today. They feature a lot white middle class middle school age subarbanites and their non-white friends break dancing. I am afraid that Justin Bieber might be cooler than I am. :.(
I need you all to tell me the truth. Is Justin Bieber cooler than I am?